Plush Velvet Sometimes, Sometimes Just Pretzels and Beer, But I'm Still Here

I needed a little Shirley MacLaine, y'know? We all do sometimes.
And if you haven't seen Postcards from the Edge, you're missing out. And I don't think I can ever respect you again.

But seriously...
So where have I been? What IN THE WORLD could have been going to actually cause a 2 week disappearance?

Nothing.

I just didn't have anything to say.

The blog turned 2 during my hiatus, and I'm starting to think sometimes you get to the point where you just don't feel like it anymore. Which is where I was. Nothing worth writing about, nothing pissing me off enough to inspire a rant- I was just shipping the offspring to soccer camp after soccer camp, working, surviving 2 family birthdays, and trying to keep attending my place of employment every day.

In other words, life in general.
Hopefully, it's passed.
Because now that I'm typing something, little as it might be, it feels pretty good.

And before you tell me how I couldn't possibly be THAT boring, I give you evidence to the contrary. This is about the most exciting thing going on around the ol' Bonanza homestead lately.
And I hate my kitchen floor. This just reinforced that.